/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Entering my 30s, I started using anti-aging skincare products in order to look younger.

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r/TwoSentenceSadness has been banned from Reddit

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"Babe now dat the brakes on my motorbike r all fixed, how bout I take u for a ride?"

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The security door at the research facility had two locks placed metres apart, requiring two people to open it.

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I underwent LASIK eye surgery last month in order to see more of the world.

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I had my late wife’s face tattooed on my chest because she’d grown so close to my heart.

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I didn’t think I could feel any guiltier after binge-eating my family’s entire hidden stash of candy.

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I told my friends that my allergies made my eyes water whenever I was around their dog.

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My Christmas roast dinner came out perfectly cooked like it always does.

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“Customers are reminded that all Tesco stores are safe spaces, so if you’re ever feeling unsafe, take shelter here.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Entering my 30s, I started using anti-aging skincare products in order to look younger.	231
r/TwoSentenceSadness has been banned from Reddit	219
"Babe now dat the brakes on my motorbike r all fixed, how bout I take u for a ride?"	178
The security door at the research facility had two locks placed metres apart, requiring two people to open it.	153
I underwent LASIK eye surgery last month in order to see more of the world.	138
I had my late wife’s face tattooed on my chest because she’d grown so close to my heart.	131
I didn’t think I could feel any guiltier after binge-eating my family’s entire hidden stash of candy.	116
I told my friends that my allergies made my eyes water whenever I was around their dog.	105
My Christmas roast dinner came out perfectly cooked like it always does.	101
“Customers are reminded that all Tesco stores are safe spaces, so if you’re ever feeling unsafe, take shelter here.”	69