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I’m always the friend who lags behind and gets left in the dust during our caving expeditions.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Whatever you do, please don't track down and hurt my family!" I beg the spies torturing me for information.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I, for one, never pay attention to “fake internet points”.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Attending the memorial for the building fire I survived, I don’t recognise most of the mourners.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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When my astronaut brother went to space, he told me all I had to do to see him was look up.

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I hate working on weekends.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Never Let Your Ward Travel Alone [SleepSpell Contest]

36 upvotes • r/shortscarystories
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I've never needed to use the emergency SOS app installed on my phone until right now.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I always love strutting up and down Main Street wearing my stylish men’s satchel.

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“Please Ignore Previous Email” I fretfully type, retracting the message that just went out.

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