/u/GuyAwks's posts

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Ever had a girl ditch a first date with you early, citing an “emergency” with a family member in hospital?

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As a factory supervisor, I always ensure my workers are wearing hi-vis vests while on the job.

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The carnival is pleased to announce that our popular kissing booth will be returning!

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If you were ever stabbed with a lead pencil as a child, you’ll know that the mark never goes away.

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With only seconds to type an SOS before my kidnapper finds me, I open the first YouTube video I see.

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Read, Change, Divorce

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When adopting a newborn child, you can have either an open or closed adoption.

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“We’ll be fine—touch wood” I told my hiking partner, tapping on a tree trunk for luck.

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Disappointed in my misbehaving children, I shut their star projector off as punishment.

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Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever had a girl ditch a first date with you early, citing an “emergency” with a family member in hospital?	33	TwoSentenceHorror
As a factory supervisor, I always ensure my workers are wearing hi-vis vests while on the job.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
The carnival is pleased to announce that our popular kissing booth will be returning!	31	TwoSentenceHorror
If you were ever stabbed with a lead pencil as a child, you’ll know that the mark never goes away.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
With only seconds to type an SOS before my kidnapper finds me, I open the first YouTube video I see.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
Read, Change, Divorce	31	shortscarystories
When adopting a newborn child, you can have either an open or closed adoption.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
“We’ll be fine—touch wood” I told my hiking partner, tapping on a tree trunk for luck.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Disappointed in my misbehaving children, I shut their star projector off as punishment.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep.	29	TwoSentenceComedy