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My teenage son would always complain about having to wear formal attire to church.

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"If you kids keep pulling faces, they'll get stuck that way" lectured our old neighbour sternly.

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I Don't Have a Gay Son

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"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" calmly instructs the defusing expert to me over the phone.

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I’ve promised my crush that if he ever needs a kidney transplant, I’ll donate one of mine to him.

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Text Me When You Get Home

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A Touch of Abuse

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Held Hostage. Send Help.

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Guests at the gender reveal party stirred, wondering how the couple would announce the news.

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My supportive boyfriend encouraged me to tell the world about my diagnosis as a schizophrenic.

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