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Ricardo is an amazing man, and I know his passions, dreams, desires, fears, flaws and idiosyncrasies better than my own.

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Our son used to be such a bright, happy, helpful boy who would never hurt a fly.

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"You're overreacting," I scolded my partner, after she told me our son had swallowed a quarter.

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I asked the magic 8 ball if I should shoot up my school and it replied 'outlook not so good.'

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The crowd cheered as Hitler was executed in the town square

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1000 eyes stared at me as I stood at the microphone and suddenly realised that my friends were wrong.

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"SEX" screamed the toddler in the middle of the parking lot.

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"Follow me and I'll take you to the man who'll make all your wishes come true!"

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I finished the pie eating competition first but another guy claimed victory.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream -

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ricardo is an amazing man, and I know his passions, dreams, desires, fears, flaws and idiosyncrasies better than my own.	2
Our son used to be such a bright, happy, helpful boy who would never hurt a fly.	2
"You're overreacting," I scolded my partner, after she told me our son had swallowed a quarter.	1
I asked the magic 8 ball if I should shoot up my school and it replied 'outlook not so good.'	1
The crowd cheered as Hitler was executed in the town square	1
1000 eyes stared at me as I stood at the microphone and suddenly realised that my friends were wrong.	1
"SEX" screamed the toddler in the middle of the parking lot.	0
"Follow me and I'll take you to the man who'll make all your wishes come true!"	0
I finished the pie eating competition first but another guy claimed victory.	0
I scream, you scream, we all scream -	0