/u/H2Oceanic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stood at the ATM and stared at the $0.00 balance flashing on the screen.

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The people on my flight were unbelievably rude and obnoxious.

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Everyone loves Neil Armstrong, but I think he's a damn liar.

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Celebrating her 100th birthday, Consuela made a wish then blew out all her candles.

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I hate waking up to sex sounds coming from my daughter's room

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I gasped when my boyfriend got down on one knee to propose to me at the Empire State Building.

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My grandmother just died, and they made a weird mistake on her headstone, putting her lifespan as 2020 - 2068.

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I grew up on a farm so I'm used to seeing mating and slaughterhouses.

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We wanted to run when the axe murderer kicked down the door during games night.

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Every year I buy hundreds of dollars worth of girl scout cookies.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stood at the ATM and stared at the $0.00 balance flashing on the screen.	452
The people on my flight were unbelievably rude and obnoxious.	400
Everyone loves Neil Armstrong, but I think he's a damn liar.	269
Celebrating her 100th birthday, Consuela made a wish then blew out all her candles.	226
I hate waking up to sex sounds coming from my daughter's room	220
I gasped when my boyfriend got down on one knee to propose to me at the Empire State Building.	205
My grandmother just died, and they made a weird mistake on her headstone, putting her lifespan as 2020 - 2068.	160
I grew up on a farm so I'm used to seeing mating and slaughterhouses.	157
We wanted to run when the axe murderer kicked down the door during games night.	155
Every year I buy hundreds of dollars worth of girl scout cookies.	154