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How Long can a human head remain conscious after decapitation?

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"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day," she hissed as she snatched the batteries from my trusty old wall-mounted timepiece.

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You need to gather 5 green, 7 brown, 3 blue & plenty of stock.

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They say that a man's home is his castle

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At night I see my wife asleep in bed next to me, while I hear my daughter's voice on the baby monitor by the bed, and when I reach down, my hand is licked by my dog beneath the bed

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At 3 o'clock, every day without fail, I'd hear the gentle tinkling music of the ice-cream truck drift temptingly through my bedroom window...

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I've just awoke to the sweetest sound of singing, drifting in through my window

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"Daddy, why can't penguins fly?"

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My son keeps sketching his friend "Mr. Shiny eyes with big claws and see-through skin"

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My recently deceased grandfather went to school with Donald Trump.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How Long can a human head remain conscious after decapitation?	26
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day," she hissed as she snatched the batteries from my trusty old wall-mounted timepiece.	25
You need to gather 5 green, 7 brown, 3 blue & plenty of stock.	24
They say that a man's home is his castle	19
At night I see my wife asleep in bed next to me, while I hear my daughter's voice on the baby monitor by the bed, and when I reach down, my hand is licked by my dog beneath the bed	16
At 3 o'clock, every day without fail, I'd hear the gentle tinkling music of the ice-cream truck drift temptingly through my bedroom window...	15
I've just awoke to the sweetest sound of singing, drifting in through my window	10
"Daddy, why can't penguins fly?"	8
My son keeps sketching his friend "Mr. Shiny eyes with big claws and see-through skin"	5
My recently deceased grandfather went to school with Donald Trump.	0