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Because the budget was low, safety precautions on the project were severely lacking.

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"I'm nothing, if not efficient and polite."

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Why don't you love me?

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I know it's strange, but I actually enjoy visiting the graves of loved ones.

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"You wretched thing, relentlessly torturing me for years, slowly destroying my body and mind, eating my soul, and now you've finally come for all of me!"

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"Yes, how can I help you?"

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"Owwwooowoooooooh!!!"

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Damn mama, is that you?

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Future Self: "I'm from the future and I'm here to save you!"

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I went to sleep fuming again, fantasizing about all the people I wanted to be rid of and gave myself the worst migraine I'd had in years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Because the budget was low, safety precautions on the project were severely lacking.	10
"I'm nothing, if not efficient and polite."	10
Why don't you love me?	9
I know it's strange, but I actually enjoy visiting the graves of loved ones.	9
"You wretched thing, relentlessly torturing me for years, slowly destroying my body and mind, eating my soul, and now you've finally come for all of me!"	8
"Yes, how can I help you?"	8
"Owwwooowoooooooh!!!"	7
Damn mama, is that you?	7
Future Self: "I'm from the future and I'm here to save you!"	6
I went to sleep fuming again, fantasizing about all the people I wanted to be rid of and gave myself the worst migraine I'd had in years.	6