/u/HannoPicardVI's posts
Spies have realized - to their horror - that today's videogames - even open world games - are no longer very addictive and are boring and so casual gamers are having trouble finding new good videogames.
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Terrorist arrested after "attempting to cause mechanical issues with British Airways planes" and bizarrely asking "why should British Airways have more than one plane?". BA has HUNDREDS of aircraft worldwide. (Stupid terrorists)
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"De facto One Child Policy": British government makes new law stipulating that only the first child in every family will be eligible for "free" state-funded education up to the age of 18. Critics say the new law could "scare" citizens and residents alike into only having one child
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Huge open world alt reality game "A Quiet Place: 1775", funded by SoftBank founder Masayoshi Son: set on a condensed map of the Eastern Seaboard amidst the Revolutionary War, you play revolutionary Teagan Houston, as both rebellious colonists and Redcoats alike discover that "otherworldly" creatures
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One day in 2025, Dexter, a born and bred Londoner wakes up as usual, but everything is completely different, like he's in an alternate reality: all the traffic lights are horizontal; the Thames River has disappeared and is a highway; highways appear to be in place of rail lines and the Big Ben...
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7 teenagers die of starvation in Antananarivo as Malagasy government declares a "health emergency" over "dangerous" trending "social media game" called "The German Games". "Game" - which is trending amongst Africa's youth - sees "how long" teens can go without food and liquids.
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[FWI] Newly unearthed recordings reveal that Adolf Hitler was apparently "very uncomfortable" with black men and black teen boys "because they were larger, had high hormones and were intimidating" and stated he "felt more comfortable if they were women, chemically castrated or shorter than him"
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Newly discovered vitamin - "Vitamin B27" - found to "treat short leg syndrome in infants, teenagers and young people". "Vitamin B27" was discovered in the seed of a newly discovered plant - "argentium bracchius" - which was found growing in Arctic Norway
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[ALTERNATE PRESENT] "Gridlock", "queues of cars", "large crowds" and "deafening noise" around Kings Cross St Pancras and Euston Road in London as Germans in the UK "celebrate" Unification Day. Police were eventually called to get traffic moving again, as cars honked their horns "for minutes on end"
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17 Africans from 6 different African countries charged with fraud, identity fraud and disguise fraud after apparently pretending to be the father and brothers of a Nigerian expat. An expat is defined as "someone who lives outside of their native country and is never expected to return".
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