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My parents say I'm being dramatic for pointing out how extreme they were with their political views.

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Buying from girls scouts was just as big of a mistake as not buying from them....

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"Honey, last night with you in bed was amazing!"

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When his 8-year-old daughter told him "Daddy there's a man in my closet...." he laughed it off.

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I thought he was finally warming up to his little brother when he volunteered to carry him...

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They say sleep paralysis is worse for pregnant women

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To be a good teacher you must acknowledge every student around you, greeting each one -at the very least- you are acquintanced with. Even when you go through the empty halls of the school, you must acknowledge them.

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"Doc, has that kid down the hall eaten yet?" A patient asked me during the early morning shift.

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I was running late for school, luckily i made it in time.

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"I'm too lazy to head to head to the basement rn lol."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents say I'm being dramatic for pointing out how extreme they were with their political views.	51
Buying from girls scouts was just as big of a mistake as not buying from them....	25
"Honey, last night with you in bed was amazing!"	20
When his 8-year-old daughter told him "Daddy there's a man in my closet...." he laughed it off.	19
I thought he was finally warming up to his little brother when he volunteered to carry him...	19
They say sleep paralysis is worse for pregnant women	15
To be a good teacher you must acknowledge every student around you, greeting each one -at the very least- you are acquintanced with. Even when you go through the empty halls of the school, you must acknowledge them.	8
"Doc, has that kid down the hall eaten yet?" A patient asked me during the early morning shift.	8
I was running late for school, luckily i made it in time.	4
"I'm too lazy to head to head to the basement rn lol."	2