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"Keep pushing lads! The war will be over by Christmas!"

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He got tired of playing video games, so he got off my chair to get some water.

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Ever since the promotion, many people have been protesting because of those mistakenly printed bottle caps.

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At the party, I decided to take a short nap.

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“Make a wish”, said my sister, pointing at the comet.

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The devil gave me two choices, either have my family killed for 50k, or my friends dead for 50k.

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Me and my friends cheered as we managed to hijack the entire plane for ourselves.

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I wasn’t worried that the hunter was locked up due to murder.

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When a deer hunter was arrested for murder and cannibalism, I wasn't worried about it at all.

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"I SWEAR, THAT IF I HAD KILLED AND ENSLAVED ALL THOSE MEN AND WOMEN, ILL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL RIGHT NOW!"

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