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As soon as I completed my new "All Lives Matter" shirt, I posted myself wearing the shirt.

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When I told my friend that I broke my crush’s heart, he laughed at me.

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"I SWEAR, THAT IF I HAD KILLED AND ENSLAVED ALL THOSE MEN AND WOMEN, ILL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL RIGHT NOW!"

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"Keep pushing lads! The war will be over by Christmas!"

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As I gave the tour of the jungle, I held up a milk snake, and showed it to the visitors.

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As I gave the tour of the jungle, I held up a milk snake, and showed it to the visitors.

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When a deer hunter was arrested for murder and cannibalism, I wasn't worried about it at all.

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After the last wave of enemy torpedo bombers, we believed that’s we were safe, and could proceed with rearming our bombers with torpedos.

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After the long siege, our enemies have finally retreated.

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I wasn’t worried that the hunter was locked up due to murder.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As soon as I completed my new "All Lives Matter" shirt, I posted myself wearing the shirt.	1
When I told my friend that I broke my crush’s heart, he laughed at me.	1
"I SWEAR, THAT IF I HAD KILLED AND ENSLAVED ALL THOSE MEN AND WOMEN, ILL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL RIGHT NOW!"	1
"Keep pushing lads! The war will be over by Christmas!"	1
As I gave the tour of the jungle, I held up a milk snake, and showed it to the visitors.	1
As I gave the tour of the jungle, I held up a milk snake, and showed it to the visitors.	1
When a deer hunter was arrested for murder and cannibalism, I wasn't worried about it at all.	1
After the last wave of enemy torpedo bombers, we believed that’s we were safe, and could proceed with rearming our bombers with torpedos.	1
After the long siege, our enemies have finally retreated.	1
I wasn’t worried that the hunter was locked up due to murder.	1