/u/Himabee's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Something seemed off about our local hero this time around, he seemed to have a look of bloodlust in his eye.

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Millions watched in awe as our newest satellite approached our star in preparation to take new photos to study.

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My son broke 15 bones on the way home from school the other day.

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As an undertaker, I have gotten very familiar with burying a body, and do so many times a day.

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I jokingly asked the man behind the counter for my pizza to be boneless expecting a laugh, or a dirty look.

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I can see the excitement in his eyes as he pins me to the bed and forces himself upon me to satisfy his disgusting pleasures.

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"Get a pet, it will be fun" I mutter as I paint over the huge claw marks on my door.

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After the man tripped and went flying across the room, multiple bystanders rushed to his aid.

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They have been knocking on my door now for the last few hours so I finally decided to get up and open it.

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The curious mother decided to check the packet to see which flavour candy had dyed her sleeping child's mouth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Something seemed off about our local hero this time around, he seemed to have a look of bloodlust in his eye.	41
Millions watched in awe as our newest satellite approached our star in preparation to take new photos to study.	40
My son broke 15 bones on the way home from school the other day.	39
As an undertaker, I have gotten very familiar with burying a body, and do so many times a day.	37
I jokingly asked the man behind the counter for my pizza to be boneless expecting a laugh, or a dirty look.	37
I can see the excitement in his eyes as he pins me to the bed and forces himself upon me to satisfy his disgusting pleasures.	35
"Get a pet, it will be fun" I mutter as I paint over the huge claw marks on my door.	35
After the man tripped and went flying across the room, multiple bystanders rushed to his aid.	35
They have been knocking on my door now for the last few hours so I finally decided to get up and open it.	30
The curious mother decided to check the packet to see which flavour candy had dyed her sleeping child's mouth.	30