/u/Hinermad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the hero approached me I taunted, "Don't you realize my spell has left your magic sword powerless?"

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When I told the pet shop clerk I wanted to buy some hamsters he said, "Sure - how many would you like?"

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"Why don't you come over this evening and meet my wife?"

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When the teller invited me behind the counter to see my safe deposit box, I told her I'd never seen the inside of a bank vault before.

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I offered the last pork chop to each guest, but none would take it. Then the lights went out; there was a scream...

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Dad said the hookers on Jefferson Avenue were crazy and would do anything for $20.

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Disabling the radiation alarms was probably a bad idea.

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"Seriously, you've never been Rick-rolled?"

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I finally got up the nerve to ask Professor Jenkins why he always wore that metal mesh beret.

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I don't mind listening to the voices in my head; they sing in pretty good harmony.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the hero approached me I taunted, "Don't you realize my spell has left your magic sword powerless?"	12
When I told the pet shop clerk I wanted to buy some hamsters he said, "Sure - how many would you like?"	12
"Why don't you come over this evening and meet my wife?"	9
When the teller invited me behind the counter to see my safe deposit box, I told her I'd never seen the inside of a bank vault before.	7
I offered the last pork chop to each guest, but none would take it. Then the lights went out; there was a scream...	7
Dad said the hookers on Jefferson Avenue were crazy and would do anything for $20.	6
Disabling the radiation alarms was probably a bad idea.	2
"Seriously, you've never been Rick-rolled?"	2
I finally got up the nerve to ask Professor Jenkins why he always wore that metal mesh beret.	2
I don't mind listening to the voices in my head; they sing in pretty good harmony.	1