/u/HomelessWafer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"We'll feed you for life" they had promised.

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Something as simple as a large bag can ruin your life.

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I sighed, turning up the radio, as the police car pulled me over, miles from civilization

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The crash test dummy works perfectly.

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Welcome to Stanford, volunteers!

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“Daddy, look at the funny dancing man!”

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As I did another lap of the museum, I realize the statues look different than before.

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I woke up to a dragging noise, but it was too dark to see the source.

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I rolled over to my left side and felt her doing it again, tickling my face with her hair.

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We've been cleaning up orbit to reduce the risk of space junk damaging our satellites.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We'll feed you for life" they had promised.	89
Something as simple as a large bag can ruin your life.	72
I sighed, turning up the radio, as the police car pulled me over, miles from civilization	67
The crash test dummy works perfectly.	59
Welcome to Stanford, volunteers!	57
“Daddy, look at the funny dancing man!”	56
As I did another lap of the museum, I realize the statues look different than before.	52
I woke up to a dragging noise, but it was too dark to see the source.	50
I rolled over to my left side and felt her doing it again, tickling my face with her hair.	47
We've been cleaning up orbit to reduce the risk of space junk damaging our satellites.	47