/u/Hugh_Jidiot's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new high-powered telescope gave me a perfect view of the asteroid scheduled to pass by Earth in the next few days.

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Little Joey Barnes was thrilled when his X-Ray Specs arrived in the mail.

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From his spot in the kitchen, the chef could only gape as the waiter tripped and spilled an entire tray of carefully-prepared dinners.

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After doing some research and cooking a few sample dishes, I decided to switch from a vegetarian to a vegan diet.

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Zeke watched from his front window as the fireworks show began its grand finale, colors lighting up the night.

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O'Malley watched the excited children dig up the box of gold from the base of the tree.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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In the morning, I found my grandfather's dead body resting in his favorite rocking chair.

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Jerry giggled to himself as he pulled the "Kick Me" sign out of his pocket.

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[MAR21] Spring is here again, and my garden is in full bloom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new high-powered telescope gave me a perfect view of the asteroid scheduled to pass by Earth in the next few days.	68
Little Joey Barnes was thrilled when his X-Ray Specs arrived in the mail.	67
From his spot in the kitchen, the chef could only gape as the waiter tripped and spilled an entire tray of carefully-prepared dinners.	37
After doing some research and cooking a few sample dishes, I decided to switch from a vegetarian to a vegan diet.	35
Zeke watched from his front window as the fireworks show began its grand finale, colors lighting up the night.	34
O'Malley watched the excited children dig up the box of gold from the base of the tree.	30
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?	29
In the morning, I found my grandfather's dead body resting in his favorite rocking chair.	29
Jerry giggled to himself as he pulled the "Kick Me" sign out of his pocket.	23
[MAR21] Spring is here again, and my garden is in full bloom.	22