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"You'd look better if you'd smile more."

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I hate my sister's guts.

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Minds are like parachutes, working best when open.

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"Drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism."

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I used to be pro life.

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You eat...

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How's day one without cigarettes going you ask?

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Slowly she reached out and hesitantly swept the curtain away to see the room was clear...

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Idgaf I'll hit old ladies, nerdy little wimpy guys, old gay men and anybody else who wants some.

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Despite the many downfalls he couldnt help sleeping with his clients.

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