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The reason the politicians and pundits are this way is because integrity doesn't sell.

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"I got it, let's call it, 'The Cloud'!"

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Well thanks to my responses to you're awesome suggestions my karma is breaking even on my best jokes.

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Before quarantine I got a white cat so I wouldn't be lonely.

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Shudderbug

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Everybody knows I don't love these hoes.

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A martini is a drink with a goal.

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"Keep my 13 year old sons name out of your mouth." First lady

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The earth oxygen recycles every few months and dissipates at such a rapid rate it's homogenous.

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I had to get all Gilgamesh on some Sumerian dude the other night.

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