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They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."

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Her: "Don't, he's too young for the foul language and violence!"

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The ironic consequences if hoarding.

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The United States government is fully functioning and effective.

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And in other news, some dude who plays civilization alot has been voted in as new president in 2020 in a breath-taking landslide.

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I'm okay with segregation.

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Nah man, I can't say the face tattoo will prevent you getting a job.

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If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.

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Illinois lieutenant governor bought $100 gummy bears on first day of weed legalization.

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In my experience, a truly apologetic woman does no express it verbally.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."	134	TwoSentenceComedy
Her: "Don't, he's too young for the foul language and violence!"	123	TwoSentenceComedy
The ironic consequences if hoarding.	121	TwoSentenceComedy
The United States government is fully functioning and effective.	121	TwoSentenceComedy
And in other news, some dude who plays civilization alot has been voted in as new president in 2020 in a breath-taking landslide.	118	TwoSentenceComedy
I'm okay with segregation.	116	TwoSentenceComedy
Nah man, I can't say the face tattoo will prevent you getting a job.	116	TwoSentenceComedy
If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.	115	TwoSentenceComedy
Illinois lieutenant governor bought $100 gummy bears on first day of weed legalization.	113	TwoSentenceComedy
In my experience, a truly apologetic woman does no express it verbally.	113	TwoSentenceComedy