/u/Hybridturtles2012's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I've done it before, and I swear I'll do it again."

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I was trying to have an intimate experience with my wife.

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I had to update Reddit on my phone.

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I saw a raccoon rummaging through my trashcan.

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"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours," she giggled with a sweetly innocent curiosity I couldn't refuse.

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We all have a secret power.

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The sentient lab rat wanted more than anything to become a brilliant scientist.

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"Do you prefer one lump or two?"

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"There has to be more to life than this," she sobbed uncontrollably.

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While making mashed potatoes, my sister-in-law started getting on my last nerve.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I've done it before, and I swear I'll do it again."	9
I was trying to have an intimate experience with my wife.	9
I had to update Reddit on my phone.	7
I saw a raccoon rummaging through my trashcan.	7
"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours," she giggled with a sweetly innocent curiosity I couldn't refuse.	7
We all have a secret power.	7
The sentient lab rat wanted more than anything to become a brilliant scientist.	6
"Do you prefer one lump or two?"	5
"There has to be more to life than this," she sobbed uncontrollably.	4
While making mashed potatoes, my sister-in-law started getting on my last nerve.	3