/u/IBMadMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[OCT21] I told the weird genie woman that I loved the carnival so much I never wanted to leave.

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Clarence started getting bad acne all over his back that was tender to the touch.

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My neighbor’s kid wouldn’t stop going on about the Yule Gnome, apparently the opposite of an Elf on the Shelf.

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The children ran and hid as they heard Hatchet Hank’s cackling through the halls.

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[MAR21] I watched as my daughter twisted the little handle, anxiously waiting for the little clown on a spring to burst from the box.

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[NOV22] I was overjoyed to finally leave the orphanage and join a new family.

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I always dreamt of being the smartest person alive, knowing everything and reading people’s thoughts.

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Playing around with their new drone, the kids gawked over everything they could see with it.

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After 2 seasons of feeble crops, Daryl decided to plow up the whole field and start fresh with new top soil.

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The song of the summer was the usual upbeat, lively pop song.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT21] I told the weird genie woman that I loved the carnival so much I never wanted to leave.	52
Clarence started getting bad acne all over his back that was tender to the touch.	52
My neighbor’s kid wouldn’t stop going on about the Yule Gnome, apparently the opposite of an Elf on the Shelf.	52
The children ran and hid as they heard Hatchet Hank’s cackling through the halls.	51
[MAR21] I watched as my daughter twisted the little handle, anxiously waiting for the little clown on a spring to burst from the box.	51
[NOV22] I was overjoyed to finally leave the orphanage and join a new family.	51
I always dreamt of being the smartest person alive, knowing everything and reading people’s thoughts.	51
Playing around with their new drone, the kids gawked over everything they could see with it.	50
After 2 seasons of feeble crops, Daryl decided to plow up the whole field and start fresh with new top soil.	49
The song of the summer was the usual upbeat, lively pop song.	49