/u/IBMadMan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV22] We rejoiced as we completed the sacrifice and wiped away the blood and feathers.

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I tried reasoning with them, explaining that human sacrifice would not bring rain to the desert.

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On the last day of school, as soon as the bell rang the students ran from the building not listening to the teachers’ shouts and hollers.

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The Blossoming Slasher had returned for another year, dominating the morning news with bodies found splayed wide open and covered in pollen.

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[DEC2020] The tips of my toes were turning black and my teeth were chattering so hard I though they may crack as I walked through the fresh, heavy snow.

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[DEC2020] Little Jonathan could barely contain his excitement as he got to go on his first ice fishing trip.

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The women rejoiced when they heard their capture drop dead in the other room.

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The crabbing boat settled after the massive swell that almost took them under.

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As we were going over the paperwork of my mother’s estate, we came across a property none of us had heard about.

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Every night I think back to how embarrassing it was trying to flirt and how I wish I’d gotten her name at the bar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] We rejoiced as we completed the sacrifice and wiped away the blood and feathers.	1370
I tried reasoning with them, explaining that human sacrifice would not bring rain to the desert.	843
On the last day of school, as soon as the bell rang the students ran from the building not listening to the teachers’ shouts and hollers.	830
The Blossoming Slasher had returned for another year, dominating the morning news with bodies found splayed wide open and covered in pollen.	544
[DEC2020] The tips of my toes were turning black and my teeth were chattering so hard I though they may crack as I walked through the fresh, heavy snow.	529
[DEC2020] Little Jonathan could barely contain his excitement as he got to go on his first ice fishing trip.	506
The women rejoiced when they heard their capture drop dead in the other room.	497
The crabbing boat settled after the massive swell that almost took them under.	440
As we were going over the paperwork of my mother’s estate, we came across a property none of us had heard about.	435
Every night I think back to how embarrassing it was trying to flirt and how I wish I’d gotten her name at the bar.	403