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My favorite pair of jeans finally fit again for the first time in ages!

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“You’ll hear them one day too,” the suicide note concluded, “and you’ll realize how terribly they are.”

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People looked out their windows to see the dense fog warned by the weather advisory system.

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[APR21] Mama told me that when someone passes away their spirit goes to heaven, but their bodies are reborn as the flowers and grass.

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[MAR21] After a long winter indoors, we were all ready for the warm air, chirping birds, and blooming flowers of spring.

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply into the young man as he looked to the horizon from the starboard side.

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[MAR21] “Spring time” usually conjures images of flowers blooming, fields of green grass, and bumble bees buzzing about.

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Scott was such a gentlemen on our date, getting me home before curfew, and promising that it would be us through everything and always.

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We got a little drunk and danced around the bone fire late last night.

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[MAR21] At the start of every spring, my allergies tend to get really bad, so I didn’t think anything of needing to blow my nose.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My favorite pair of jeans finally fit again for the first time in ages!	17
“You’ll hear them one day too,” the suicide note concluded, “and you’ll realize how terribly they are.”	17
People looked out their windows to see the dense fog warned by the weather advisory system.	17
[APR21] Mama told me that when someone passes away their spirit goes to heaven, but their bodies are reborn as the flowers and grass.	17
[MAR21] After a long winter indoors, we were all ready for the warm air, chirping birds, and blooming flowers of spring.	17
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply into the young man as he looked to the horizon from the starboard side.	16
[MAR21] “Spring time” usually conjures images of flowers blooming, fields of green grass, and bumble bees buzzing about.	16
Scott was such a gentlemen on our date, getting me home before curfew, and promising that it would be us through everything and always.	16
We got a little drunk and danced around the bone fire late last night.	15
[MAR21] At the start of every spring, my allergies tend to get really bad, so I didn’t think anything of needing to blow my nose.	15