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My neighbor’s kid wouldn’t stop going on about the Yule Gnome, apparently the opposite of an Elf on the Shelf.

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[OCT21] I told the weird genie woman that I loved the carnival so much I never wanted to leave.

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Clarence started getting bad acne all over his back that was tender to the touch.

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The children ran and hid as they heard Hatchet Hank’s cackling through the halls.

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[MAR21] I watched as my daughter twisted the little handle, anxiously waiting for the little clown on a spring to burst from the box.

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I always dreamt of being the smartest person alive, knowing everything and reading people’s thoughts.

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[NOV22] I was overjoyed to finally leave the orphanage and join a new family.

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Playing around with their new drone, the kids gawked over everything they could see with it.

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After 2 seasons of feeble crops, Daryl decided to plow up the whole field and start fresh with new top soil.

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We laughed at the mime for his less than believable performance.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbor’s kid wouldn’t stop going on about the Yule Gnome, apparently the opposite of an Elf on the Shelf.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT21] I told the weird genie woman that I loved the carnival so much I never wanted to leave.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
Clarence started getting bad acne all over his back that was tender to the touch.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
The children ran and hid as they heard Hatchet Hank’s cackling through the halls.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR21] I watched as my daughter twisted the little handle, anxiously waiting for the little clown on a spring to burst from the box.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
I always dreamt of being the smartest person alive, knowing everything and reading people’s thoughts.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] I was overjoyed to finally leave the orphanage and join a new family.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
Playing around with their new drone, the kids gawked over everything they could see with it.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
After 2 seasons of feeble crops, Daryl decided to plow up the whole field and start fresh with new top soil.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
We laughed at the mime for his less than believable performance.	49	TwoSentenceHorror