/u/IHaveNoSoul12's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"It was me, it was me," she wailed as the police told her family that they'd identified the skinned body as her husband.
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When my date hesitantly asked me what my food's secret ingredient was, I simply told her it was blood, sweat and tears.
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Words can't describe how I felt when she fired me after decades of loyal service, but I know it'll be all right.
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