/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I asked the genie to give me the ability to hear people’s thoughts anytime they think of me, and then I isolated for a month to see if I’d be missed.

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"Little shits out there trashing the graves again- not in my cemetery you godless bastards!"

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She found the note by her husband’s corpse....

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I wasn’t trying to kill him, I was just mad.

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Mom always said she didn’t have favorites.

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“Hey buddy, I know today was supposed to be a daddy day, but I’ve got too many things I need to do over here, I think we’ll have to take a rain check.”

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My therapist said I need to learn to love myself.

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He wiped the tears off his scruffy cheeks, and moaned.

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“You are absolutely pathetic, I always thought I’d marry somebody who would make something of their life but it looks like you’re never going to amount to anything.”

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I don’t think she knew I could hear her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the genie to give me the ability to hear people’s thoughts anytime they think of me, and then I isolated for a month to see if I’d be missed.	69
"Little shits out there trashing the graves again- not in my cemetery you godless bastards!"	65
She found the note by her husband’s corpse....	63
I wasn’t trying to kill him, I was just mad.	62
Mom always said she didn’t have favorites.	59
“Hey buddy, I know today was supposed to be a daddy day, but I’ve got too many things I need to do over here, I think we’ll have to take a rain check.”	59
My therapist said I need to learn to love myself.	58
He wiped the tears off his scruffy cheeks, and moaned.	57
“You are absolutely pathetic, I always thought I’d marry somebody who would make something of their life but it looks like you’re never going to amount to anything.”	56
I don’t think she knew I could hear her.	55