| Savor the Moment | 78 | | | | |
| Powerless | 76 | | | | |
| Survival Shows | 76 | | | | |
| The Draftee | 74 | | | | |
| Attention citizens! Announcing the United Corporations Poverty Relief Program: LifeLine | 58 | | | | |
| Alone in the dark | 51 | | | | |
| The waiting room. | 42 | | | | |
| Science | 41 | | | | |
| Coveting our neighbor’s ass | 39 | | | | |
| Archeology | 37 | | | | |
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