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He was sitting there in the passenger seat doing crossword puzzles...

213 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I asked my mom why dad sometimes skipped the days he was supposed to spend time with me....

206 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The father quietly slipped out of the tent so as not to wake the sleeping boy.

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He dabbed the blood from his chin with a scrap of orange ascot and said, “like, I don’t know about you old buddy, but I’m still hungry.”

198 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The other kids in the cafeteria circled and jeered, “everybody look at Jimmy, he’s so afraid he won’t even take a tiny little bite!”

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It just felt like a runny nose, no big deal.

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My ass just made a huge, disgusting mess.

189 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Roses are red, violets are blue...

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He made alts and spent about an hour every day harassing and bullying people who seemed to be in crisis.

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The cops asked me where I was on Wednesday August 4th.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He was sitting there in the passenger seat doing crossword puzzles...	213	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my mom why dad sometimes skipped the days he was supposed to spend time with me....	206	TwoSentenceSadness
The father quietly slipped out of the tent so as not to wake the sleeping boy.	201	TwoSentenceHorror
He dabbed the blood from his chin with a scrap of orange ascot and said, “like, I don’t know about you old buddy, but I’m still hungry.”	198	TwoSentenceHorror
The other kids in the cafeteria circled and jeered, “everybody look at Jimmy, he’s so afraid he won’t even take a tiny little bite!”	195	TwoSentenceHorror
It just felt like a runny nose, no big deal.	192	TwoSentenceHorror
My ass just made a huge, disgusting mess.	189	TwoSentenceComedy
Roses are red, violets are blue...	188	TwoSentenceComedy
He made alts and spent about an hour every day harassing and bullying people who seemed to be in crisis.	186	TwoSentenceHorror
The cops asked me where I was on Wednesday August 4th.	181	TwoSentenceHorror