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I heard the alarm and saw the emergency alert on my phone: mosquito warning.

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When his child needed a kidney, the man did not hesitate to donate his own.

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The preacher said good Christians should be like Christ in all things.

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I’ve always said that everybody needs that special someone who believes in them and gives them courage when they stop believing in themselves.

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In the movies, they make it seem like if you peel somebody’s finger nail with a pair of pliers, the nail will come off in one satisfying piece.

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Her cooking was honestly revolting so I had to spit it out.

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As I stepped onto the stage, my friend shouted, “break a leg!”

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He gazed into the warmth of the campfire and spoke spoke to the huddled refugees, “they engineered the germ to decompose plastics.”

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They wanted to boot me from the lobby after I spent the last 30 minutes spawn killing.

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I think reindeer danced in my yard last night!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I heard the alarm and saw the emergency alert on my phone: mosquito warning.	145	TwoSentenceHorror
When his child needed a kidney, the man did not hesitate to donate his own.	145	TwoSentenceSadness
The preacher said good Christians should be like Christ in all things.	138	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve always said that everybody needs that special someone who believes in them and gives them courage when they stop believing in themselves.	136	TwoSentenceSadness
In the movies, they make it seem like if you peel somebody’s finger nail with a pair of pliers, the nail will come off in one satisfying piece.	135	TwoSentenceHorror
Her cooking was honestly revolting so I had to spit it out.	134	TwoSentenceHorror
As I stepped onto the stage, my friend shouted, “break a leg!”	133	TwoSentenceHorror
He gazed into the warmth of the campfire and spoke spoke to the huddled refugees, “they engineered the germ to decompose plastics.”	133	TwoSentenceHorror
They wanted to boot me from the lobby after I spent the last 30 minutes spawn killing.	132	TwoSentenceComedy
I think reindeer danced in my yard last night!	131	TwoSentenceHorror