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“Have you ever heard if you cut the head off a hen at the exact right moment, the body will keep coming?”

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When her infant cried, she woke and went to him and reflexively brought him to her breast to nurse.

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Officer Stain was suspended without pay.

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[MAR21] As I was paying for my groceries, the cashier said, “in the spring time the prettiest flowers are the red ones.”

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Pulled pork BBQ is my favorite meal of all time but I’ve read that pig farming wrecks the environment...

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Initially during the autopsy we assumed the deceased was infected with scores of tapeworms

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[JUN21] She felt the baby kick, and a flood of emotion tore through her heart.

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I asked the genie to give me the ability to hear people’s thoughts anytime they think of me, and then I isolated for a month to see if I’d be missed.

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She was laughing so hard she could hardly breath, and begging him to stop tickling her.

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I recently learned my neighbor is actually an ex-convict and that’s just really fucking perfect.

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