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She weighed herself at the scale, and began to cry in desperate frustration.

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My children were running around screaming and I told them “quiet down, you kids are loud enough to wake the dead!”

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“My mom always told me not to grind my teeth.”

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Old acquaintances

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In the last note he ever wrote, dad said it wasn’t our fault and that we should never blame ourselves.

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Day 17: Subject is still alive and occasionally lucid, despite the severity of his infection....

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That piece-of-shit asshole has been donating organs anonymously over the past few weeks, and I know for a fact I received his kidney.

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Last night my wife actually told me she admired me and that I made her proud.

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“Jonny Cage, Sub Zero, round one, FIGHT!”

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Boning her hot bod

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She weighed herself at the scale, and began to cry in desperate frustration.	32	TwoSentenceSadness
My children were running around screaming and I told them “quiet down, you kids are loud enough to wake the dead!”	32	TwoSentenceHorror
“My mom always told me not to grind my teeth.”	31	TwoSentenceHorror
Old acquaintances	31	shortscarystories
In the last note he ever wrote, dad said it wasn’t our fault and that we should never blame ourselves.	31	TwoSentenceSadness
Day 17: Subject is still alive and occasionally lucid, despite the severity of his infection....	31	TwoSentenceHorror
That piece-of-shit asshole has been donating organs anonymously over the past few weeks, and I know for a fact I received his kidney.	31	TwoSentenceComedy
Last night my wife actually told me she admired me and that I made her proud.	31	TwoSentenceSadness
“Jonny Cage, Sub Zero, round one, FIGHT!”	31	TwoSentenceHorror
Boning her hot bod	31	shortscarystories