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I spend almost every day smiling and laughing.

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When he broke in, the first thing he heard was a baby crying weakly upstairs and the first thing he saw was a woman dead on the couch with an empty pill bottle in her hand.

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Most people seemed to assume the worst part was losing her hair, though a few asked how she was handling the nausea and fatigue....

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She said, "I've always wanted to try wood carving!"

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His lungs burned for air, but he was vomiting too violently to draw a single breath.

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I expected my daughter to wake me up at the crack of dawn screaming about Christmas presents.

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I know he cheated, so I replaced our lube with sulfuric acid.

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Each week the king cranked the dial another half a degree.

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Every time I visit a new country I make sure to come home with a new souvenir.

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[APR2021] The young woman tapped her pregnant belly and read the name off the headstone, “Jocelyn Green, that’s a pretty name don’t you think?”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spend almost every day smiling and laughing.	861	TwoSentenceSadness
When he broke in, the first thing he heard was a baby crying weakly upstairs and the first thing he saw was a woman dead on the couch with an empty pill bottle in her hand.	849	TwoSentenceHorror
Most people seemed to assume the worst part was losing her hair, though a few asked how she was handling the nausea and fatigue....	727	TwoSentenceSadness
She said, "I've always wanted to try wood carving!"	696	TwoSentenceHorror
His lungs burned for air, but he was vomiting too violently to draw a single breath.	682	TwoSentenceHorror
I expected my daughter to wake me up at the crack of dawn screaming about Christmas presents.	664	TwoSentenceHorror
I know he cheated, so I replaced our lube with sulfuric acid.	599	TwoSentenceHorror
Each week the king cranked the dial another half a degree.	571	TwoSentenceHorror
Every time I visit a new country I make sure to come home with a new souvenir.	508	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR2021] The young woman tapped her pregnant belly and read the name off the headstone, “Jocelyn Green, that’s a pretty name don’t you think?”	441	TwoSentenceHorror