/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts

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“Come on Dave it’s getting late so let’s hit the sack!”

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I told the police the murder was staged, as part of an elaborate writing project-- an ARG.

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I gave him a spray bottle full of water and told him it was monster repellant, to use anytime he woke from scary dream.

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I assumed the pyramid of anguish was one of those tortures that only really hurts after a good deal of time has gone by.

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The vampyr used the edge of his finger nail to scrape the clots from her veins...

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He captioned his AR-15 livestream: “I AM ALPHA WITH THIS IN MY HANDS!!!”

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They filled the garbage can to the brim with water, and forced the lid down tight.

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And the Lord said, “When I was born of the Virgin Mary and became man, I lived and died and understood many things.”

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Intent on dying, he leaps from the roof.

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We were both very apposed to abortion, but we changed our mind when we viewed our ultrasounds and saw what the bigger twin had done to the smaller.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Come on Dave it’s getting late so let’s hit the sack!”	10	TwoSentenceComedy
I told the police the murder was staged, as part of an elaborate writing project-- an ARG.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I gave him a spray bottle full of water and told him it was monster repellant, to use anytime he woke from scary dream.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I assumed the pyramid of anguish was one of those tortures that only really hurts after a good deal of time has gone by.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
The vampyr used the edge of his finger nail to scrape the clots from her veins...	10	TwoSentenceHorror
He captioned his AR-15 livestream: “I AM ALPHA WITH THIS IN MY HANDS!!!”	10	TwoSentenceHorror
They filled the garbage can to the brim with water, and forced the lid down tight.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
And the Lord said, “When I was born of the Virgin Mary and became man, I lived and died and understood many things.”	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Intent on dying, he leaps from the roof.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
We were both very apposed to abortion, but we changed our mind when we viewed our ultrasounds and saw what the bigger twin had done to the smaller.	10	TwoSentenceHorror