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The forensic lamp revealed illicit splatters and stains all over the the motel floor, the walls, the easy chair, and even the TV stand.

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[APR21] Yet he heard the thunder of galloping hooves and saw the dark rider seated on a charging buffalo and felt the sudden, desperate fear that he had staked his soul on the wrong doctrines.

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I got a job with CPS so I could better protect myself.

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It’s really nothing personal, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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“Doctors hate me for inventing this 30 second weight loss hack!"

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Elmo giggled and whispered to Grover, "Thanks to the TV show we'll never go hungry again!"

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Hunger so bad it hurt like fire.

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I read that a good scare effects an intense physiological response which people sometimes confuse with attraction.

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He woke to the smell of roasted coffee and a man standing over him with a dripping tube.

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She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and she was getting prettier by the minute!

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