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He screamed as the roller coaster crested the first hill and began its rushing descent.

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He shackled his captives to the chain link and said, “I know it seems wrong to you, but my kids need to eat.”

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“Oh, we’re doing great, kids are such a joy!”

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This is the first time Ive ever grown my own food and I’m super proud of myself.

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My wife yelled at me in front of everybody at our last family gathering.

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Can anyone give me some advice on how to repair and reinforce cinder blocks without redoing the entire wall?

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I’m really pissed I gained so much weight because now I’m too fat to squeeze into the suit my mom sewed for me.

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The boy threw aside his rake, offered the proudest smile and said, "Dad, can we bury ourselves in the leaves?”

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The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW

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My boss down at the factory treats me like shit, so I sabotaged the product.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He screamed as the roller coaster crested the first hill and began its rushing descent.	291	TwoSentenceHorror
He shackled his captives to the chain link and said, “I know it seems wrong to you, but my kids need to eat.”	279	TwoSentenceHorror
“Oh, we’re doing great, kids are such a joy!”	278	TwoSentenceSadness
This is the first time Ive ever grown my own food and I’m super proud of myself.	277	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife yelled at me in front of everybody at our last family gathering.	267	TwoSentenceHorror
Can anyone give me some advice on how to repair and reinforce cinder blocks without redoing the entire wall?	265	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m really pissed I gained so much weight because now I’m too fat to squeeze into the suit my mom sewed for me.	261	TwoSentenceHorror
The boy threw aside his rake, offered the proudest smile and said, "Dad, can we bury ourselves in the leaves?”	257	TwoSentenceHorror
The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW	253	TwoSentenceComedy
My boss down at the factory treats me like shit, so I sabotaged the product.	246	TwoSentenceHorror