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"He died instantly, so I can assure you that he felt no pain."

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My husband and I watched eagerly, knowing our daughter was about to say her first word.

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When she broke up with me, it felt like she tore my heart out and crushed it in her hands.

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I smiled and pulled him closer to me.

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I rode home from the OB/GYN in silence, unable to process what I'd just been told.

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As I woke up in a hungover haze, I tried to figure out what my wife's hysterical shrieking and sobbing was all about.

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Ignoring his terrified screams, she swung the hammer down as hard as she could.

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I hated to get rid of a good worker, but production was flagging, and somebody needed to be made an example of as a message to everyone else.

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I woke with a start to the smell of smoke and the sound of people yelling.

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When my dad called me to tell me my mom had killed herself, I went numb with shock.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"He died instantly, so I can assure you that he felt no pain."	73
My husband and I watched eagerly, knowing our daughter was about to say her first word.	70
When she broke up with me, it felt like she tore my heart out and crushed it in her hands.	66
I smiled and pulled him closer to me.	51
I rode home from the OB/GYN in silence, unable to process what I'd just been told.	50
As I woke up in a hungover haze, I tried to figure out what my wife's hysterical shrieking and sobbing was all about.	43
Ignoring his terrified screams, she swung the hammer down as hard as she could.	42
I hated to get rid of a good worker, but production was flagging, and somebody needed to be made an example of as a message to everyone else.	38
I woke with a start to the smell of smoke and the sound of people yelling.	35
When my dad called me to tell me my mom had killed herself, I went numb with shock.	34