/u/I_am_Enoch's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The warrior usually loved the sound of drums as he and his troop marched into battle.

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Sometimes I pity my slaves.

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Modern medicine is amazing.

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Like I told the cops, we were going to get in and get out — we didn’t want to hurt anyone and we thought no one was home.

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Mommy said if I was good all year Santa would come see me.

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One of the worst things that could happen to a parent happened to me at Disneyland: my kid vanished.

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Finally bit the bullet and bought a timeshare in the Bahamas.

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[sequel] Just got word from the boss that we need to boost our numbers to meet the new quota.

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My wife woke me up with a blood-curdling scream this morning, so I ran to the bathroom where she was fixated in front of the mirror staring at her crumbling teeth.

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Something tells me I’m not going to make it through the night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The warrior usually loved the sound of drums as he and his troop marched into battle.	24
Sometimes I pity my slaves.	23
Modern medicine is amazing.	12
Like I told the cops, we were going to get in and get out — we didn’t want to hurt anyone and we thought no one was home.	10
Mommy said if I was good all year Santa would come see me.	10
One of the worst things that could happen to a parent happened to me at Disneyland: my kid vanished.	10
Finally bit the bullet and bought a timeshare in the Bahamas.	6
[sequel] Just got word from the boss that we need to boost our numbers to meet the new quota.	4
My wife woke me up with a blood-curdling scream this morning, so I ran to the bathroom where she was fixated in front of the mirror staring at her crumbling teeth.	2
Something tells me I’m not going to make it through the night.	1