/u/Icy_Wildcat's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a child, I hated all the monsters from folklore, hoping to capture and punish them.

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As the undead horde cornered me, I grabbed my gun, ready to shoot myself.

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The scientist laughed as her experiment in creating a human hermaphrodite capable of producing offspring had proved to be a success.

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The demon princess was a tyrant, so it was a relief for her to disappear.

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"So, John, what part of anatomy and biology did you say you needed help on again?"

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Sorry, but I won't be able to make it to the party because some human-sized spider/wasp/succubus hybrid just crawled into my room, shut the door, slid under the covers, and now is holding me tightly with all six of her arms and won't let go.

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The man was saddled with debts when they found him.

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When the nudist resort heard there would be protestors this weekend, they expected people chanting and holding signs.

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I expected that the zombies would turn me into one of them or devour me.

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Word around Harlem was that Axel attracted men like a magnet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a child, I hated all the monsters from folklore, hoping to capture and punish them.	54
As the undead horde cornered me, I grabbed my gun, ready to shoot myself.	35
The scientist laughed as her experiment in creating a human hermaphrodite capable of producing offspring had proved to be a success.	22
The demon princess was a tyrant, so it was a relief for her to disappear.	20
"So, John, what part of anatomy and biology did you say you needed help on again?"	18
Sorry, but I won't be able to make it to the party because some human-sized spider/wasp/succubus hybrid just crawled into my room, shut the door, slid under the covers, and now is holding me tightly with all six of her arms and won't let go.	18
The man was saddled with debts when they found him.	15
When the nudist resort heard there would be protestors this weekend, they expected people chanting and holding signs.	12
I expected that the zombies would turn me into one of them or devour me.	12
Word around Harlem was that Axel attracted men like a magnet.	9