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To my horror, I realized I’d woken up on the operating table in the middle of the procedure.

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I was wrong when I told my son he’d grow up to be a spoiled brat.

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[NOV21] When the food shortage became a worldwide crisis, many of us volunteered for extended hibernation, hoping to be part of the solution.

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I awoke one Easter morning to see every news station excitedly proclaiming, “He is Risen!”

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The court ordered we’d each get half in the divorce.

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After the patient had been legally dead for more than eight minutes, doctors were finally able to jolt his heart back to life.

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I found out the other day that the older man I’ve been sleeping with is my biological father.

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The women I sleep with usually turn out to be cold and heartless.

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I went to pick up my child from school, just like I did every day.

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“I’ve got two tickets to paradise,” he sang.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To my horror, I realized I’d woken up on the operating table in the middle of the procedure.	88
I was wrong when I told my son he’d grow up to be a spoiled brat.	87
[NOV21] When the food shortage became a worldwide crisis, many of us volunteered for extended hibernation, hoping to be part of the solution.	86
I awoke one Easter morning to see every news station excitedly proclaiming, “He is Risen!”	80
The court ordered we’d each get half in the divorce.	77
After the patient had been legally dead for more than eight minutes, doctors were finally able to jolt his heart back to life.	76
I found out the other day that the older man I’ve been sleeping with is my biological father.	67
The women I sleep with usually turn out to be cold and heartless.	65
I went to pick up my child from school, just like I did every day.	60
“I’ve got two tickets to paradise,” he sang.	55