/u/Impossible_Bank_5702's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Yeah, tell me what you want, what you really, really want," she screeched along, incorrectly, with the words on the karaoke machine.
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[MAR23] As the man we called a Saint stumbled back into town after removing all the snakes from our land, we fell to our knees to thank him and begged for his name.
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As my family got together for our group picture, I could see the monster directly behind the cameraman smile.
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"We're amazed you survived that long lost in space, Captain, because our reports show the rest of your crew died of thirst starvation several years ago!"
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Something was wrong with the food, you could tell by how my family was coughing up blood and developing strange yellow spots all over their bodies.
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