/u/Individual_Iron4221's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The night was dark, so my platoon leader called for flares.

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I only agreed to the hypnotherapy because my therapist recommended it.

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I’ll admit the food has tasted kinda funny.

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“Well, Mr. Franklin, do you want the good news or the bad news first?”

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The Foundation requested I hunt down the abomination hiding in this frozen wasteland.

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Now that I took up faith, I had to be baptized.

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Thank goodness Speedwagon called us coppers to the Joestar family household!

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The detective soon discovered that the date of the disappearances lines up with the dates when the freak show was in town.

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While hunting, I noticed a deer with its antlers wrapped in some kind of canvas.

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My dog, Grapes, died today and apparently he was poisoned.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The night was dark, so my platoon leader called for flares.	15
I only agreed to the hypnotherapy because my therapist recommended it.	14
I’ll admit the food has tasted kinda funny.	12
“Well, Mr. Franklin, do you want the good news or the bad news first?”	11
The Foundation requested I hunt down the abomination hiding in this frozen wasteland.	10
Now that I took up faith, I had to be baptized.	7
Thank goodness Speedwagon called us coppers to the Joestar family household!	6
The detective soon discovered that the date of the disappearances lines up with the dates when the freak show was in town.	6
While hunting, I noticed a deer with its antlers wrapped in some kind of canvas.	5
My dog, Grapes, died today and apparently he was poisoned.	4