/u/InteligenseSucks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was tucked in to bed the night before Christmas, I heard Santa’s sleigh playing a new really loud song!

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I thought I had an eyelash in my eye.

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Finding fingerprints on bones isn’t a rare occurrence for a forensic dig.

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I finished my strangely delicious apple, recalling the unnaturally juicy nature of most bites.

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As a heavy individual, everyone told me not to sleep with my newborn baby, but I never listened.

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My teeth sank into the tender meat, juices flowing past my teeth.

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Octopus have been known to give very vivid brain activity when they dream, and scientists have learned to decipher the meaning of some of those waves.

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After urinating in the cloudy river, I pulled up my swim trunks.

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All alone in the cold woods, the snow reaching my knees, I turned to look behind me.

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My daddy is a great driver, he always takes me with him on his fun trips.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was tucked in to bed the night before Christmas, I heard Santa’s sleigh playing a new really loud song!	20
I thought I had an eyelash in my eye.	17
Finding fingerprints on bones isn’t a rare occurrence for a forensic dig.	16
I finished my strangely delicious apple, recalling the unnaturally juicy nature of most bites.	13
As a heavy individual, everyone told me not to sleep with my newborn baby, but I never listened.	13
My teeth sank into the tender meat, juices flowing past my teeth.	11
Octopus have been known to give very vivid brain activity when they dream, and scientists have learned to decipher the meaning of some of those waves.	8
After urinating in the cloudy river, I pulled up my swim trunks.	7
All alone in the cold woods, the snow reaching my knees, I turned to look behind me.	6
My daddy is a great driver, he always takes me with him on his fun trips.	4