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I was livid when my 15-year-old returned from the school trip pregnant.

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When we finally found the doggy cage, she was malnourished, her hair was matted and full of fleas and she whimpered every time anyone came close.

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I thought I was going to have to deal with an entitled parent when a customer yell, “YOU GAVE MY DAUGHTER THE WRONG ORDER!”

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At the time, I was furious to find out that the expensive cosmetics I bought were cheap knock-offs that didn’t even include the so-called active ingredient.

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The dog barked frantically after Timmy fell into the old well, but oddly enough the water was shallow enough for him to stand.

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I lifted the toddler, covered her mouth to muffle her screams and shoved her into the soundproof closet before locking the door.

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Pretty golden hair and those extraordinarily rare amber eyes make my girls look so alike.

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"Thanks for sharing your candy" my twin sister says as I watch her from my hospital bed.

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“Due to a serious manufacturing defect, consumers are advised to immediately dispose of the affected products to avoid injury or death…”

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“So what are their names?” my brother asked watching the babies sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was livid when my 15-year-old returned from the school trip pregnant.	809
When we finally found the doggy cage, she was malnourished, her hair was matted and full of fleas and she whimpered every time anyone came close.	767
I thought I was going to have to deal with an entitled parent when a customer yell, “YOU GAVE MY DAUGHTER THE WRONG ORDER!”	765
At the time, I was furious to find out that the expensive cosmetics I bought were cheap knock-offs that didn’t even include the so-called active ingredient.	628
The dog barked frantically after Timmy fell into the old well, but oddly enough the water was shallow enough for him to stand.	615
I lifted the toddler, covered her mouth to muffle her screams and shoved her into the soundproof closet before locking the door.	591
Pretty golden hair and those extraordinarily rare amber eyes make my girls look so alike.	484
"Thanks for sharing your candy" my twin sister says as I watch her from my hospital bed.	483
“Due to a serious manufacturing defect, consumers are advised to immediately dispose of the affected products to avoid injury or death…”	477
“So what are their names?” my brother asked watching the babies sleep.	476