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I wished I could have unlimited coffee for free for the rest of my life.

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I thought it was adorable when she said that she painted the picture with her baby brother.

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“So what did the suicide victims all have in common?”

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“What do you mean you can’t finish the chalk outline?” I growled in exasperation at the rookie.

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“Are you out of your mind?!” I screamed at him, pulling the baby away from the crackling firepit.

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“No take backs!” She laughed as she hovered in the air facing her own body.

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My brother died suddenly, so I adopted his beloved pet macaw.

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“Unhand me!” I screamed at my attacker before I blacked out.

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I thought I would never see my father again, but as I walked down the aisle at my wedding, he smiled at me from the audience and my eyes filled with tears.

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I always thought being able to smell two weeks into the future was a stupid power.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wished I could have unlimited coffee for free for the rest of my life.	257
I thought it was adorable when she said that she painted the picture with her baby brother.	234
“So what did the suicide victims all have in common?”	218
“What do you mean you can’t finish the chalk outline?” I growled in exasperation at the rookie.	213
“Are you out of your mind?!” I screamed at him, pulling the baby away from the crackling firepit.	213
“No take backs!” She laughed as she hovered in the air facing her own body.	200
My brother died suddenly, so I adopted his beloved pet macaw.	196
“Unhand me!” I screamed at my attacker before I blacked out.	193
I thought I would never see my father again, but as I walked down the aisle at my wedding, he smiled at me from the audience and my eyes filled with tears.	182
I always thought being able to smell two weeks into the future was a stupid power.	163