/u/Irhien's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There was so much I hoped to teach our ancestors when I stepped into the time machine, yet there was so little they were willing to learn.

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Having been robbed when he was 15, he only felt safe enough to sleep with a loaded revolver under the pillow.

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I still have some humanity left in me.

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I bent to a fallen body of my wife and placed my bouquet beside her crown.

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I'm a 1/6 resurrectionist.

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As kids we once found a spell that was supposed to summon the scariest human on Earth, and we couldn't resist reading it aloud. Nothing happened, of course

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My Mommy is the smartest and the most beautiful person in the world.

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I love the red dress and can party all night wearing it.

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I love the red dress and can party all night wearing it.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except Santa acts a little odd.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There was so much I hoped to teach our ancestors when I stepped into the time machine, yet there was so little they were willing to learn.	11
Having been robbed when he was 15, he only felt safe enough to sleep with a loaded revolver under the pillow.	10
I still have some humanity left in me.	10
I bent to a fallen body of my wife and placed my bouquet beside her crown.	8
I'm a 1/6 resurrectionist.	8
As kids we once found a spell that was supposed to summon the scariest human on Earth, and we couldn't resist reading it aloud. Nothing happened, of course	6
My Mommy is the smartest and the most beautiful person in the world.	6
I love the red dress and can party all night wearing it.	6
I love the red dress and can party all night wearing it.	5
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except Santa acts a little odd.	5