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When I died, I was surprised how quickly I was contacted with a Ouija Board.

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Oh shit, Victor, invisible man has escaped from his cell!

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I silently broke in, and quickly killed the old woman in her sleep.

35 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Alright, I shall grant you your wish for wealth unimagined, but I'm making your penis only One (1) Inch." NSFW

19 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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On the dance floor, I'm a true wizard!

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Is it good news or bad news?

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I'm alone for the first time this Christmas, and I have to put the tree up myself.

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They never found the Micheal Jackson Killer, who would base his murders on the King of Pop's songs.

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Finally, the biker and the teenager have some thing in common!

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Look, buddy, if you are sad, see a doctor or something- I can't professionally help you.

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