/u/ItalianQuagsire's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We couldn't afford the slime our daughter wanted so much to play with, not with my useless fat husband always laying around.

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A huge shit was begging to be let out, and I made sure to tear the hell out of the toilet like I never had before.

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I smiled, at least I think I did, when I felt the familiar touch of my husband as he guided me out of the orthopaedist's office.

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I hate cliffhangers.

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I heard someone scream "Where is my baby?" over the crowded Chinese market.

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I never lost my virginity until I fell.

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When our restaurant was faced with a rodent infestation, we came up with a creative solution.

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Finally awake, though not for long, he whispered to me "Please, I want to die".

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My grandkids were morbidly captivated as I spun tales of horrific murders, yes a little silly for bedtime stories, but effective as they drifted off to sleep.

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As an illegal organ harvester, I learned to be desensitized to many things inside the coffins.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We couldn't afford the slime our daughter wanted so much to play with, not with my useless fat husband always laying around.	156
A huge shit was begging to be let out, and I made sure to tear the hell out of the toilet like I never had before.	146
I smiled, at least I think I did, when I felt the familiar touch of my husband as he guided me out of the orthopaedist's office.	120
I hate cliffhangers.	106
I heard someone scream "Where is my baby?" over the crowded Chinese market.	105
I never lost my virginity until I fell.	100
When our restaurant was faced with a rodent infestation, we came up with a creative solution.	91
Finally awake, though not for long, he whispered to me "Please, I want to die".	90
My grandkids were morbidly captivated as I spun tales of horrific murders, yes a little silly for bedtime stories, but effective as they drifted off to sleep.	89
As an illegal organ harvester, I learned to be desensitized to many things inside the coffins.	87