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I finally got him to go to prom with me, a ballet of cutely awkward missteps and stolen glances ended with a night of "just a couple" of drinks.

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[MORPH] Pft, I’m not gonna wish for immortality, we all know how much that sucks!

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The real crisis wasn't being hunkered down in our homes.

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I tossed and turned in bed, what if I wasn't cut out to be a Dad?

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The worst part of heaven was realizing we stay the way we died.

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They were going to slice me open, raw flesh throbbing like raw chicken still-spasming, then stitch me with coarse strings piercing through supple flesh that would rip open again if it went through too much tension.

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I placed my hand on Dad's coffin, but through closed eyes, I felt a weak thud from the other side.

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Shaking in his old age, Grandad struggled to even lift the pen as I guided him.

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"it's ok, you can go, I'll be fine," I said, looking at the weathered smile of my wife as she closed her eyes.

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They say cats have 9 lives, but I wasn't willing to take that risk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally got him to go to prom with me, a ballet of cutely awkward missteps and stolen glances ended with a night of "just a couple" of drinks.	20
[MORPH] Pft, I’m not gonna wish for immortality, we all know how much that sucks!	20
The real crisis wasn't being hunkered down in our homes.	19
I tossed and turned in bed, what if I wasn't cut out to be a Dad?	19
The worst part of heaven was realizing we stay the way we died.	19
They were going to slice me open, raw flesh throbbing like raw chicken still-spasming, then stitch me with coarse strings piercing through supple flesh that would rip open again if it went through too much tension.	19
I placed my hand on Dad's coffin, but through closed eyes, I felt a weak thud from the other side.	19
Shaking in his old age, Grandad struggled to even lift the pen as I guided him.	19
"it's ok, you can go, I'll be fine," I said, looking at the weathered smile of my wife as she closed her eyes.	19
They say cats have 9 lives, but I wasn't willing to take that risk.	18