/u/JGWillikers's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For millennia, we thought we were intelligent, diversified, and striving to be acknowledged within the vastness of the cosmos.

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It's taken much energy to type this,

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Today was the best day at the office, in a while: I walked into my cubicle to a surprise birthday cupcake and balloons, and almost everyone was extremely nice to me!

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I got to be God for a day and decided to make the whole world suffer.

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Happy to have made it home in the storm, I opened the garage door to a flooded den.

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I wish people would stop calling me "heartless".

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The floorboards were loose in the old house.

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I opened the book entitled, "It Begins Here."

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I was born with no fingers and no toes, so my mother would always sew some on for me.

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When the light shines just right, it reveals the prettiest tones of brown of her eyes, reminding me so much of her mother's.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For millennia, we thought we were intelligent, diversified, and striving to be acknowledged within the vastness of the cosmos.	21
It's taken much energy to type this,	20
Today was the best day at the office, in a while: I walked into my cubicle to a surprise birthday cupcake and balloons, and almost everyone was extremely nice to me!	20
I got to be God for a day and decided to make the whole world suffer.	20
Happy to have made it home in the storm, I opened the garage door to a flooded den.	19
I wish people would stop calling me "heartless".	19
The floorboards were loose in the old house.	19
I opened the book entitled, "It Begins Here."	18
I was born with no fingers and no toes, so my mother would always sew some on for me.	18
When the light shines just right, it reveals the prettiest tones of brown of her eyes, reminding me so much of her mother's.	18