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After fully exerting myself in order to combat the severe constipation, I felt relief when it finally made its way out.
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I was thrilled that my ex-girlfriend had called me for a booty call, but thought it was weird that she all of a sudden wanted it rough.
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As a heroin dealer, I feel no empathy when people overdose on my product, as they know what they are getting themselves into.
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The aggressive group of men cornered me in the alley, wrangled me to the ground, and worked together to tear my clothes off.
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I looked over to my 4 year old son at the dinner table, happy to see him finally showing interest in some foods.
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When the artist finished my caricature, they turned it around to show me, revealing me sitting with a demonic-looking creature behind me.
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“Excuse me, sir, but the newest vaccine has been having some pretty bad side effects,” I explained to my boss at the FDA handing him the paperwork.
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